You wanted a best friend. Instead, you got a feral creature who bites, pees on the carpet, terrorizes your children and/or other pets, eats rocks, and loses their mind when you try to leave them alone for five minutes so you can take a shower.

Somewhere around day three, you started asking yourself “WTF WAS I THINKING?”

Sound about right? We made this for you.

We know you’re stressed to the max and don’t have time to sit around reading. So this isn’t some comprehensive puppy training guide. It’s a quick and dirty guide to the things you need right the hell now.

It’ll help you get a handle on the relentless biting and hyperactive behavior.

It’ll also help you get the monsters in your head to shut the fuck up.

Because the very bestest dog training advice is useless when the monsters are screaming that you suck and this is hopeless.

This isn’t going to magically fix everything overnight. That would be a lot to ask of a little $10 ebook.

But it’s a place to start. A way to get back on your feet and prove to yourself that you really can do this. 

A happy life with your puppy is still possible. Let’s get you there.

Since this is an ebook, you’ll get instant access. No waiting for a physical book to take its sweet time to ship to you. It’s in PDF format, viewable on your mobile device or computer.